James

Running bore

[James @spooney]

Set up my own Mastodon instance, because that's the kind of cool person I am. And because this dumpster fire is becoming increasingly unpleasant and unusable. https://t.co/2tYUY9jE8T

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

Myself and @mallaby made this short film with @Herring1967 and @5tevieM

It's called;

MEETING DAD

You can watch it here NOW:
https://t.co/mb85cv3Tow

[James @spooney]

@mediatemplehelp On what planet is this wait time remotely acceptable? @mediatemple used to have excellent support, this is madness.

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

I used Paddy McGuinness' DVD advert to inspire my new Tour Promo video...

Tickets: https://t.co/cnXvUnOnRV

[James @spooney]

Can’t wait to see the British Bulldog of Comedy’s gender-bending comedy

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

Bilal Zafar Senior - THE BRITISH BULLDOG OF COMEDY is back with a UK TOUR! (And Dublin)
🇬🇧🐶
Book now!
https://t.co/cnXvUnOnRV

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

FIVE DOLLAR BILL #Pazzini
twitch / zafarcakes

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

THE SUBRANOS

#PAZZINI

twitch / zafarcakes

[James @spooney]

Gnarly @Zafarcakes

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Capybara Walking (1887)
Photographed by Eadweard Muybridge

[James @spooney]

Happy Birthday old man 😊 https://t.co/6CM6BzZukk

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Why did phil and holly attack the man who invented the gadgets in the James Bond films such as an underwater car or a cigarette that shoots people? Because they ‘jumped’ (another meaning of jump is to attack someone) the ‘Q’ (sounds like queue ) 😂😂😂😉👊 😜😜😜🎅🎅🎅

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Mystery Asterisk Destination https://t.co/QZHMKZ6XgK

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

A lot has been made of the Harry and Meghan fiasco of late, but for me, @keithgrantham hits the nail on the head. 💪

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

Thanks @elonmusk for taking me around Twitter’s beautiful HQ

[James @spooney]

Happy birthday to my amazing Mumsy, the best one around 🥰 @ The Fleet https://t.co/A2No96tlbz

[Twitch.tv/1030 @1030]

Before Limmy’s Show, there was:

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

ENGLAND'S GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP🔥

The Official England World Cup 2022 song.
Produced by @antchapmanaudio of @collapsed_lung
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[James @spooney]

Tell me you know nothing about programming, without telling me you know nothing about programming.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

I'm going on tour with my show; CARE

About when I worked in a care home for wealthy people while earning £6.50 an hour.

*The Guardian* called it 'GENRE BENDING COMEDY'

*The Conservative Woman* misread that article & said I do 'GENDER BENDING COMEDY'

https://t.co/c86AhojcBw