SARA THE GRAPES

the typos in my tweets are paid actors

[SARA THE GRAPES @spoookysaraa]

fall with me, we’ll make a home in our delusion.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Exactly the same fucking vibe.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me september 1st

[SARA THE GRAPES @spoookysaraa]

everyday i get online and become disappointed that it hasn’t happened yet

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Seven hours. All children.

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

Absolutely!!

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Americans can’t afford rent and groceries.

[SARA THE GRAPES @spoookysaraa]

i stay skipping work to do homework 😭 working full time and going to school full time ain’t no joke

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hey look. It’s the worst economy since the last time Trump was in office.

Probably just a coincidence

[SARA THE GRAPES @spoookysaraa]

constantly stuck between wanting two boyfriends who are also boyfriends and never wanting to hear the word relationship again

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“Idk what you want me to say”

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[SARA THE GRAPES @spoookysaraa]

being a daycare teacher just means fighting for your life to not fall asleep between the hours of 12 and 2pm while the kids take a nap

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

🚨Wake up, America.🚨

[JAIL TRUMP @vvage_labor]

they harvested an extremely premature baby out of a braindead black woman in georgia in june

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Republicans spent years calling Democrats “groomers,” and banning drag shows to “protect kids,” and now 47% of them would support a pedophile.

[S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I @oohsimmy]

“Back then, marriage used to last.”

Yeah, because your grandma couldn’t open a bank account or file for divorce without a man. She had no rights and nowhere to go.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Republicans be like “we love children” and then defund PBS, attack Disney, cut school funding and free lunches and do everything in their power to protect pedophiles by blocking the release of Epstein files.