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Jehan Georges Vibert Oil, ca. 1875
“The Sacrilegious Monkey”

https://t.co/rK0CTIgEQN

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@anthonyhennen Incredible fieldwork, Anthony. Tell us more about your groundbreaking study of entire nations as monoliths.

[Nature is Amazing ☘��� @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is a Coral Geode, a rare form of fossilization that only occurs in a few places in the entire world.

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@anthonyhennen do better.

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@anthonyhennen You post like you get it, but calling this a matter of “lax attitudes” completely misses the point. It’s not a vibe problem. It’s poverty, trauma, and a system that’s been failing people for decades.

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@anthonyhennen Glad to see you took a break from reading Saddam Hussein to gentrify an alley.

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@anthonyhennen The Male Fragility Book Club™

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@anthonyhennen Mailer was mad the clit didn’t make him feel godlike. That’s your prophet?

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@anthonyhennen So close to empathy, yet you still managed to make it about parental failure without asking why they’re using in the first place.

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@anthonyhennen Love how you underlined the first part where Dostoevsky warns about exactly the type of guy who would post this.

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Wise words from the cafe bathroom wall

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@anthonyhennen Incredible how someone wearing a mask on a scooter is more outrageous to a rural Ohioan than toxic air or people who can’t afford to get sick.

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My mom just called someone “LGBLT”

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Hip City Veg’s playlist got me right in the feels with a Frankie Valli cover and then The Cranberries 💜Did not expect to burst into tears sipping my tangerine turmeric lemonade.

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When you go for a check up and ask the nurse how she’s doing…”I’m just barely hanging on by a thread.”

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Ferdinand Hodler, 1905

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An early new year’s greeting :)

[History Defined @historydefined]

10 Bizarre Cases of People Dying From Laughter: https://t.co/anoAqaJF8w

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Alter my state, to get through this date.

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On Vibert: “He is said to have been involved in the invention of certain kinds of brushes and varnishes. And this particular color of red became known as the Vibert red, which he used to depict cardinals. Really a great attention to high realism.”

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Jehan Georges Vibert Oil, ca. 1875
“The Sacrilegious Monkey”

https://t.co/rK0CTIgEQN