Anna Stevens

Tall, photographer, book dragon, wife, nerd. Fluent in glitter and sarcasm.
Had a Redbull problem.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

It's been a while since I've had a client throw a two hour long temper tantrum. How refreshing.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

@LuxonArkston That is a chunker of a book. I hope to read it this year.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Burnt my tongue on some cooked carrots. It's payback for me constantly reminding them how much I hate them. #vegetablekarma

[dumb bitch media @dumbbitchmedia]

wearing a turtleneck is like yes, i have books, but i also have secrets... and they are about sex

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Blouses*

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

I keep thinking I'll be one of those fashionable people that wear blouse but maybe I should stop kidding myself.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

My monthly keeps coordinating with the full moon. I'm pretty certain that makes me some kind of alluring yet fearsome mythical creature. Mostly, it just makes me want to fight people. And eat all the steak and chocolate you have.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Series to Start in 2020 https://t.co/hzG4vD9JxV

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Seriously. My client gets frustrated cause I've got to be the bad guy and ask about where all this came from and I'm the one that has to clean this up. Not ideally how I like to start my long day.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Oof. Working 10 and 1/2 hours today and my first shift: trash is full when I walk in, banana peel and 3 empty cans on counter plus a plate of biscuits drying out on the counter. No notes on any of this.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

@smolesttrans I feel this strongly right now. Watching a show with a friend and I happen to enjoy a character who is, in fact, one of the most awful characters on the show. But the actor plays them so well to me. And the friend goes "No, we hate him." Nope. Just nope.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Movies to See in 2020 Pt 1 https://t.co/RlA7Ydriqy

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Banished to the corner because of filming. I am making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

10 Series I'd Like to Finish in 2020 https://t.co/mTQ4Svgx5F

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Perhaps reading Good Omens in a church, with a demon on the cover, is not the most bright decisions.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Tuesday will be the last game of the campaign and and I'm trying to find ways to make it special. Maybe I'll give each of my players a charm to represent their characters.

[Charis Hill | they/them | 🇵🇸 😷 @BeingCharisBlog]

"But you don't look sick" is not a compliment

"You're too young to be sick" is not a compliment

"You should try XYZ to cure your disease" is not helpful

"I wish I could stay home all day" is not what you think it means

Sick Twitter: share what's actually helpful below ⤵️

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

@LuxonArkston I haven't read that one yet but I hear the hype is real. Especially since the sequel is coming out soon/just came out.

[Anna Stevens @SpottedStranger]

Client is at church and I'm outside reading comics. Not a terrible way to start the day.