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One of the penalties of an ecological education is that one lives alone in a world of wounds. I Love Penguins.

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@SoVeryBritish Realising after the first bite that you’ve picked up gluten free bread 😖

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@ask_aubry I got out of breath by just reading this in my head. Punctuation is your friend.

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@TheMalonesGB So sorry 💔

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@DartCharge I have had emails and texts saying my account is dormant despite having previous emails stating my LRDS has been accepted, I have made two payments and updated my details several times. This is ridiculous. I live in Dartfordand work in Essex so I’m crossing all the time!

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@NatJPaints @Crufts Unfortunately the owner hurt her ankle badly during the challenge for Best of Breed and the dog won’t show for anyone else so had to withdraw 😢

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@peter_faulding What on earth could be your "ulterior motive"?!?!? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!!

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@CabsnKings 7 or 8… not 100% sure. I started taking lessons from him when I was 7 but I’m not sure how soon after it started 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@englerox @KDansky Did they at least take a photo of it on the doorstep?

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@KDansky Don’t you hate it when you have your vagina installed and then a week later get an email saying it’s now 50% off in the sale! So annoying!

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@ask_aubry Does he wax his underarms? I can never get a shave that close!

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@SallyAnMatthews I think the fake tan machine ran out before they got below her knees

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@ask_aubry What does my boss pay me for then as I certainly don’t work in an office 😂😂😂😂

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@SkyNews All the other contestants heave a sigh of relief as they know it won’t be them who end up eating testicles and vomit fruit 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@ask_aubry Where oh where was this professor when I was at Uni?!?

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Oh, shit.

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@DrJessTaylor Ew.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Seems like a lot of energy, if I’m completely honest

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@jamie_marsters @comconnireland @comconscotland @comconwales Bloody hell, he’s getting around! Hope he has decent compression socks for all this air travel!

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@shell1808 @jaimemilner OMG you two were my faves! Every time you came into the photo studio I was cracking up!

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@SpinoniSharp FYI, don’t let @Le_Sharp order Bees via post.

[Hadley Grey 📚 @Writing_Abigail]

My husband ordered bees. 🐝

20,000 bees.

The postal service has lost his order.