Jordyn

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

97-99% of the protesters in Los Angeles, California are peaceful. These aren't riots.

Trump wants you to think otherwise. Because he wants to divert attention from his spat with Elon.

Yes, there is some violence, but it's a very minimal. These are protests of outrage over what Trump is doing to communities and families.

[Jordyn @spoty57]

PSA: anyone interested in dating me, please send your applications to @Deus_LexMachina. Thank you. #singleaf

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Today is the 144th day of 2022.

The Uvalde shooting is the 212th mass shooting of 2022.

Gun violence is a public health crisis.

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@likeabossen34 Only fans

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@Deus_LexMachina Can officially reinstate my loyalty to the giants as my husband will be joining them. 🥰

[Lex @Deus_LexMachina]

@spoty57 Dreams do come true

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@Deus_LexMachina Me too. It’s the only reason I graduated. Not to brag, but I got an award for being the worst bowler in the class. 💪🏼

[Jordyn @spoty57]

Are men just out here paying for bumble??

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@Deus_LexMachina Nailed it.

[Lex @Deus_LexMachina]

Pros of this assignment: Great listener, master’s level emotional support, knows how to deal with your crazy family, pretty hair, big yiddies
Cons: Many; please inquire for more information

[Jordyn @spoty57]

PSA: anyone interested in dating me, please send your applications to @Deus_LexMachina. Thank you. #singleaf

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@Deus_LexMachina It’s on the 3rd, right?

[Jordyn @spoty57]

I wish text messages had a spam folder.

[Jordyn @spoty57]

My bed is at its coziest when I have the most to do.

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@Deus_LexMachina Are you kidding me?

[Jordyn @spoty57]

They should really make online shopping more difficult...

[Jordyn @spoty57]

All of my friends are getting married, having babies, and moving in with their significant others... all the while I’m over here singing to high school musical and fantasizing about Zac Efron. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #ratherbesingle

[Jordyn @spoty57]

“Tis the damn season” hit hard, y’all... 😂

[Jordyn @spoty57]

I know I’m not an adult because I have never bought the same type of toothpaste two times in a row.

[Jordyn @spoty57]

@ForeverTheTuna She’s got good taste. Rugrats pants? Hell yeah!