stevny

I know what you’re thinking, “what is wrong with you?” and you’re right. It’s hard to find a flaw. (she/her)

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My humor is like cilantro in that if you don’t think I’m funny it’s because of a genetic mutation

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and just like that…. Twitter is over

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i play the nyt mini so often that my vocab is 94% five letter words or less

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I love vera even tho she’ll never be a jellicle cat

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I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I have put different water vessels throughout the apartment so Vera can drink wherever she gets thirsty………And I have the chance of hearing her adorable lil water laps in any room I’m in

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now I get why we hate the yankees

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they wish they had dua lipa holiday sweatpants…

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my crush said I’m dressed like the Cookie Monster pj pants people in hs.

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@manda_syllgal @oliveluver omg the way this is unattainable tho

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my brain is so broken that I’ve started accidentally referring to TikToks as movies

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.@Browns are there any vegan meal options at the stadium????

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it should be a felony for a restaurant to have a super inventive and varied vegan menu posted online, only to be told when you get to the restaurant that “the menu changed a while ago and the website won’t update” but they do have a veggie burger and vegan salads

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i miss my bestie (@smellygelle) and my bully (@GrandCarsony)

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@Beef_Daddyy I’m not opposed

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my whole work team is staying in an Airbnb but my boss said we are NOT allowed to set up a closet to film confessionals. so what’s the point

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it took my Uber driver asking, “no luggage with you?” for me to realize I forgot my suitcase….. definitely maxing out the corporate tip allowance for him

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i bought a new flat iron and every day since my curls have been perfect with zero effort in styling. they’re begging me not to straighten them

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@RachelSzeles @MorganThom38 it’s poison

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@bumblbean It’s Mrs.dots to us

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i joined a flag football team with my crush and his friends, but he won’t add me to the gc and honestly what’s the point. I live for the shitposting in the gc

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@MimiGSays the more you look the worse it gets

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no hate but this cafe really needs to tighten up their use of the V (for vegetarian) indicator