I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I have put different water vessels throughout the apartment so Vera can drink wherever she gets thirsty………And I have the chance of hearing her adorable lil water laps in any room I’m in
it should be a felony for a restaurant to have a super inventive and varied vegan menu posted online, only to be told when you get to the restaurant that “the menu changed a while ago and the website won’t update” but they do have a veggie burger and vegan salads
it took my Uber driver asking, “no luggage with you?” for me to realize I forgot my suitcase….. definitely maxing out the corporate tip allowance for him
i joined a flag football team with my crush and his friends, but he won’t add me to the gc and honestly what’s the point. I live for the shitposting in the gc