Shan

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[🕯️☕️ @SharletWitch]

wtf is wrong with Duolingo lmao

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

me after someone mentions the square footage of a space and i have to pretend i have any sort of concept of what size that could be

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Ajike Owens’ children were playing in a field near an apartment complex when a white woman yelled racial slurs at them and said to get off her land.

The children left behind an iPad which she stole. When one of the children came back to retrieve it she threw it at him and hit him with it.

Owens knocked on the woman’s door and without even opening it she shot through the door, killing Ms. Owens.

[Shan @spowell989]

@Dackiechan I was gonna try to type it out but we’ll let the video speak for itself 😂

[Shan @spowell989]

one of my students did not just write “hit the griddy” for a verb

[Shan @spowell989]

@Dackiechan https://t.co/lUuGlRRStS

[kelly powell @kellannpow]

designing @spowell989’s wedding invitations and:

[Shan @spowell989]

ya know what, i’m good, thanks for thinking of me though

[aïs @glamgamine]

one thing i will never understand abt adulthood is how i’m supposed to make appointments if i work full time and every place closes at 6 pm

[Shan @spowell989]

@Emmalynnn_ @heatherluing JUST happened to me too!

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life

[Shan @spowell989]

idk why I do this thing where I see everybody’s reply on an insta pic I post but I go back and forth about just liking it or commenting too that I just do ✨nothing✨ on accident

[Shan @spowell989]

peters always like “look at that (insert car name here)!!” and i’m like “woah yeah super cool!” and i look in the same direction he is and stare at every car pretending i know which one he’s talking about

[Shan @spowell989]

my mom will watch murder mysteries but won’t finish a walk to remember

[Shan @spowell989]

giving your phone to a 5 and 6 year old part 2

[Shan @spowell989]

this is what happens when you give a five a six year old your phone

[Shan @spowell989]

i think I wore a turtleneck every day this winter so far and i’m loving it