Little kid logic is never what I expect it to be. My son pinched his finger in the door hinge while I was shutting the door, and I expected him to blame me, but instead he goes,“we should have no doors, only holes,” while still crying
Just made a huge breakfast of pancakes, fresh fruit, bacon,& more for my beautiful suburban family ☺️ It would suck if my moody teenage daughter came downstairs, realized she was in a huge rush, & just stuffed an unbuttered piece of toast in her mouth on her way out the door
L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions
me (to myself): i’m getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
that little montage in the parent trap where hallie is in the bridal shop with her mom and styling the models for a photo shoot is still so good. natasha richardson is so beautiful and warm and brilliant that it makes me sad