gossip girlie

i haven’t seen a single episode of gossip girl | he/him

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

TIME naming a billionaire tax evader who's received billions in govt subsidies 'Person of the Year' while underpaid public school teachers crawl on their hands & knees for $1 bills to buy basic supplies pretty much sums up where we are as a country right now.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“nobody wants to work anymore” starter kit

[shereen @shereeny]

Gone Girl (2014)

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

People really underestimate how dystopian the United States is

[gossip girlie @springrounds]

@hurmionee found someone else slacking

[gossip girlie @springrounds]

@hurmionee absolutely unhinged of her to nap during the workday

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[gossip girlie @springrounds]

please accept this meager offering

[sophia lake @fppf_gf]

"if crypto is a pyramid scheme then so is all of capitalism"
i have terrible news for you about capitalism

[gossip girlie @springrounds]

@crisprwhisprer cats*

[gigi @gigisdeadd]

who did this???? do it again

[gossip girlie @springrounds]

is this even satire at this point

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Majority Of Psychological Experiments Conducted In 1970s Just Crimes https://t.co/mUlEyn5NWz

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

I'm not stubborn. I don't listen.

[Katie 🌟 @cososokatie]

cause of death: phoebe bridgers instagram story