Dylan

An unkillable cockroach | 21+

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@duhitsdeb @SongofSuite I think you should because why would I LIE?

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@duhitsdeb he’s been taking a social media break. I’m not sure when he’s coming back but hopefully soon! he’s also just been busy with new projects lately too

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@duhitsdeb disappearance? I have been a busy guy! but I’m here now, guess we’ve got a lot to catch up on eh?

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@sparklycowgurl let’s be friends then!

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

guess who’s here, your old friend dylan!

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@duhitsdeb these sound like fighting words! I guess you haven’t changed with your competitiveness I see

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@duhitsdeb well, I’ve always been known as the trouble maker twin so that might explain it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

sounds like she wants to challenge in mario kart

[Drew Seeley (NOT) @DNCEW1THME]

Brenda just threatened to throw a red shell at me, use the super horn to SMASH my “stupid blue shell into tiny pieces,” attack me with bomb-omb and hit me with a lightning strike. . .

Then said my “expiration date” is “rapidly approaching” if I don’t shut up.

[Dylan @sprouseedylan]

@SongofSuite maybe I did, hey my old friend brenda!