trdfrgsn

only if it's funny #UCF alum #Texans #Magic

[Chloe @FrenziedChloe]

Who knows what you’ll find in Raccoon City’s sewers

[trdfrgsn @spruilliscool]

My middle school basketball coach threw a ball at my feet during karaoke drills to remove any fear that he hated my guts

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

John Harbaugh tackled Malik Nabers during walkthroughs to remove any fear he would have of being hit

Jaxson Dart tells the story

[OTL @otl_ff]

Officially updated

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Dental hygienists while asking you if you did anything fun last weekend:

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

#Seahawks RB Jadarian Price reportedly single handedly drove the offense down the field during the first drive of 11v11.

Zach Charbonnet was then activated from the PUP to punch them in at the goal line.

[SCAREk HELLman @herekdeckman]

[Odysseus telling the story of his ten year journey home] it was crazy
[Odysseus’s friend who once heard him call Poseidon Poskeidon] was Poskeidon there?

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Tim Ryan🦤 @TheSportsHernia]

People see the hilarious irony in this, right?

[Mr.Bug @buggy_con]

Well this was fun little rabbit hole to get into.

[trdfrgsn @spruilliscool]

My entire timeline is Costanza edits and I’m more than okay with it

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

I’m assembling a team

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The only thing Türkiye can win

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

If God isn’t real then explain this

Checkmate, atheists

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.