#KamalaGropedMe
Kamala groped me 34 years ago. I’m totally putting this out there for legitimate reasons, and not the fact that the election is two weeks away.
And yes, I’m only 33 years old but what I’m saying is 100% true. the guardian will confirm it
#trustmebro
🚨 #BREAKING: Guys, I have something to go public with.
18 years ago, when I was in 2nd grade, I took a field trip to San Francisco, where Kamala Harris diddled me in a back alley.
There aren’t any witnesses, and I’ve never told anyone, because I just all the sudden remembered this incredibly traumatic experience 2 weeks before the election.
She was with her best friend at the time, who she referred to as “Diddy,” and I managed to snap this non-AI generated photo of them with my Nintendo DS.
This was very tough for me to go public with, so I REALLY need your support.
It must a TOTAL coincidence that I just happened to remember this at such a pivotal time in our country.
Kamala the Diddler can NEVER be President!
#MeToo #KamalaGropedMe