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daddy / 555

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[john-john 🐈‍⬛ @PRlNCEOFLOTHRIC]

Like do niggas actually understand we on bo2 next month bruh wtf

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘DEAD BY DAYLIGHT’ movie is officially happening at Blumhouse.

• Thordur Palsson (‘The Valhalla Murders’) is set to direct the film

• Alexandre Aja (‘Crawl’) and David Leslie Johnston-McGoldrick (‘The Conjuring 2’) wrote the script

• Begins filming in 2027

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Nest 🦊 @ThoughtNest6835]

Sorry but this isn't exactly impressive. I mean, I don't even know how old the director is.

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

Fuck em

[Termina the Band the Show @Termina648]

Sería demasiado gracioso que durante toda la película hagan referencia a cosas que pasaron en 23 Jump Street como si hubiese sido una película real que salió hace años

[dav @sprzadav]

Who works at Buc-ee’s? Like where yall live at?? It’s legit in the middle of nowhere

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing humbles you more than realizing how many things you once prayed for are now a part of your normal life, and you barely even notice them anymore.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

whether it’s $62k or $59k or $52k

3 years from now you’ll wish you bought bitcoin today at this price

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close