Scottie

Just Me.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@LexGueco hi!

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Having lived in Telluride this "home" is SOOOOO out of place. https://t.co/qpcnKKpipp

[Curbed @Curbed]

Minimalist home with jaw-dropping Rocky Mountain views asks $16.9M. https://t.co/Ca5S6usbNk

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@IKEAUSA I wouldn't even care if you set my expectations the way you should have. I placed the order at midnight, I'd understand the morning option not being available.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Maybe don't allow me to select "Between 10am and 12pm" for pickup @IKEAUSA Centennial, if it's not feasible?

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@IKEAUSA Now that it's 3pm there's no way I'm sitting on I25 #cotx for an hour each way and thus my choices are: avoid the crowd I was trying to avoid by taking the day off work by going late tonight. Or deal with the crowds tomorrow no matter the time because you'll take a fee if I don't

[Scottie @spthomp16]

This thread just shook me into uncontrollable tears of happiness. https://t.co/bR9APicGuc

[‘Alo Kifanga Moli @holy_moli88]

A THREAD:

I’ve been waiting 3 and a half years to post this particular story because it’s one that is dear to me. Originally I had posted this back in April, but due to the privacy laws here in UT that protect children who are in states custody, I was asked to take it down

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@CorpCommAZ @jnd1984 Pick me!

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Story about and insurance company somehow becomes news about a former law firm that has no say in insurance company's denial of service. https://t.co/JjNrD204GK

[Legal Intelligencer @thelegalintel]

Law firm @DuaneMorrisLLP's former chief marketing officer has sued the firm’s disability insurer for refusing to provide benefits. Story: https://t.co/f5bxb5Xg9R

[Denver7 News @DenverChannel]

21 people exposed to rabies in Weld County after woman rescues baby raccoon: https://t.co/gljIIiXLo7

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Alright @Bounty. I fell for your deceit once. Your "I've made a huge mistake" correction on select a size paper towels are worthless. They're too big and they NEVER rip on the perforated line. If your marketing attempt succeeds I'll be moving to @Brawny

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@BrennaSpencer None of our companions are "just a" animal! Glad he's doing better this morning.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

So @PhillyD, I work for the State of Colorado and people's reaction to Eminem's pyrotechnics is spreading like a disease. We were just warned via emergency message system that a renovation being done nearby is using nail guns.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Someone needs to increase their social manager spending.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Been wanting to buy Algot from @IKEAUSA for storage for almost a year now and keep getting stuck after I design what I want because finding all the separate parts in store is overwhelming. Is Click and Collect live or what?

[Scottie @spthomp16]

So I just realized I have a ton of old @SNOWDEVILS emails from back in the day...I think I may need to make a compilation to post somewhere.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

As a current @Avalanche fan and a prospective @GoldenKnights one, I'm so torn by this argument. (finally got this tweet right). https://t.co/dVC9w3tvuC

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Anyone know how to find a store with a massive selection of @RainbowSandals?

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@RokuSupport @Schwarzenegger @RokuPlayer @LuckyCharms I hope the ad manager from @LuckyCharms is getting overtime for the bullshit s/he is dealing with this bullshit. If not, I assume they lost their job.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

And to finish off the night, I just turned off a movie on @RokuPlayer because I got sick of dealing with @LuckyCharms interactive ads. Is this model really working for the two of you?

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@RokuSupport Great flick with @Schwarzenegger #6thday. with @RokuPlayer still ignoring unworkable @LuckyCharms ads

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@Google @projectfi @HuaweiMobile @SamsungMobile @Apple @Foxconn_PR It's 3:30 pm and Ive already had my phone die twice today. Got fully charged between the first and second death. Your absurdity is showing @HuaweiMobile.

[Scottie @spthomp16]

Thanks @google @projectfi and @HuaweiMobile for making a great phone. It's the only phone I've kept for 2+ years ever. But FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICKS for making the battery difficult to replace. All I have to do is replace that fucker and I could have another 3-4 years. FUCK YOU

[Scottie @spthomp16]

@Google @projectfi @HuaweiMobile Fuck your profit margin, make good products and you'll find loyal customers. Make shitty products and we'll continue to jump from you to @SamsungMobile to @Apple to the next commodity phone maker. @Foxconn_PR