Fontez Shithouse

suck or be sucked

[Kevo @KevoCavo59]

This is currently my favorite video. I can’t stop watching and laughing

[Mike @hammerito]

If you have never tasted baijiu he basically just shot like 6 ounces of pure kerosene

[King II: Giant Swing Boogaloo @KingSavageAxe]

I know it's repeated to death but I love how bears could absolutely rip you apart with no effort but are simultaneously the funniest animal on earth

[Nick 🇨🇦 @Nick28T]

I’m so lost with F1. I love the sport, I love motorsports in general, I love who is winning… BUT I cant bare to watch these races anymore, it’s so bad.

- they don’t show speeds or battery stats
- the cars are slow and boring
- it’s all about batteries and software
- driver skill is at a minimum in terms of their effects on the race

I mean I went outside and watered my garden mid way through the race at Spa today, I was that bored.

Anyone else feeling this way about current #F1? 😔

[Spooky @spookysvetlana]

unironically this is like a core tenet of my belief of environmental stewardship. we're clearly supposed to be not just maintaining the ecosystem, but making it thrive! instead we let capitalist ghouls ruin everything. it must come to an end

[Mr. I Told You So @DotMyNameOnYou]

Crack must be in amazing feeling because every recovering addict be like “life was hell but damn was that crack good”

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I don't think he's using a single word in this sentence correctly

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

unfortunately immediately stuck in my head

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

The ‘everyone is 12’ thing is overplayed but “We should give soldiers steroids so they get more stronger and gooder at fighting bad guys” is such a uniquely childish fucking stupid idea that it could have only come from this administration

[Darren Mooney @Darren_Mooney]

I think a lot about Alan Moore’s, “It’s not the job of the artist to give the audience what the audience wants. If the audience knew what they needed, they wouldn’t be the audience. They would be the artist.”

[Will @WillemDaFro]

yeah man i would feel really comfortable stopping my car when an unmarked ford explorer cuts in front of me and several armed and masked individuals hop out of it and immediately get aggressive on me

Are you all fucking lobotomized???

[Guy Incognito @Snaelincognito]

One of my favourite early Simpsons recurring gags is when there are revolts, and they turn some large object over and it catches fire. Cracks me up everytime

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Whenever I see or read about bison this clip pops up in my head.....

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🗽✨🇺🇸

Type shit！

[Tet @765Tet]

I don't remember needing religion to know why you morally shouldn't stick your dick in a heap of smelly, diseased roadkill.

[Vanessa @VanessaChaseOG]

Being Retarded PSA (1986)