Audrey

[Audrey @spudrey]

@rebellisch_8 I saw Alanis live last year and screamed “FUCK YOU UNCLE JOEY” 😂

[Audrey @spudrey]

I’m doing dry January and just thought to myself, “I wonder if they make NA Baileys I can put in my coffee”

…creamer.
That’s just coffee creamer.

[Audrey @spudrey]

If I’m being honest, the urge started when I bought tickets to see Paramore.

[Audrey @spudrey]

Yeah I’m 26 and it’s 2022, but the desire to go back to my emo heavy side-bang of 2009 has been so strong lately….

[Audrey @spudrey]

@goldfishbabe101 I’m still here bb 😘

[Audrey @spudrey]

There are few things quite as heartbreaking as finishing a season of a great series and then finding out that it’ll be at least two years before the next one starts airing (I’m looking at you, house of the dragon)

[Audrey @spudrey]

@prickgoblin @samanatee @steveharveylar1 😚😚😚

[Audrey @spudrey]

Seeing @samanatee @prickgoblin and @steveharveylar1 irl has been the highlight of my week

[Audrey @spudrey]

@oh_Deirdre @samanatee @steveharveylar1 @prickgoblin My mom was jamming when you were singing and i was like “THATS MY FRIEND!!!” ♥️😂

[Audrey @spudrey]

Buddy, kindly go fuck yourself. You could’ve waited another 30 seconds and had your coors light but instead you decided to be a complete dickhead.

[Audrey @spudrey]

It absolutely baffles me the way people think it’s okay to lose their shit on people in the service industry over the tiniest things

[Audrey @spudrey]

And then called to complain about me while angrily pacing the parking lot…

[Audrey @spudrey]

@steveharveylar1 If I could do so without tearing something, I would absolutely drop into the splits on the dance floor constantly 😂

[Audrey @spudrey]

I need to sit at a booth on the second level of the rafferty’s in the westgate mall just to feel young again

[Audrey @spudrey]

@lunajanae13 Literally one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read

[Audrey @spudrey]

@lunajanae13 🤮 bruh

[Audrey @spudrey]

@BRVNDll @recovereap I second nars radiant creamy! The skin around my eyes was getting sooooo ridiculously irritated from everything until I switched to it. On the spendy side but blends well and ya really can’t put a price on not having swollen eyes every day