Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺

I like Java and Kotlin. Also like cycling and photography.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How many people have actually voted for Rishi Sunak? Net zero.

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

Is it all still FUBAR? Asking for a friend.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Was recently asked. "Is Pineapple is a legit topping for Pizza?"

As a pizza-eating, native New Yorker, I replied, "Is Pepperoni a legit topping for a Pina Colada?"

And the conversation ended there.

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

Bunch of legends on stage at #mattwood
@autoalex @ethansmale
@GoodwoodMC

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

Amazing gathering at #mattwood at @GoodwoodMC

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

@majson "My name is Jan B." Klasyka 👍🏻

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 amazing websites that cost you nothing, but will save you hundreds of hours of your life:

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

Hands down the most entertaining twitter account I've seen in ages: @Thereisnocat_ #cats

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs The Tories May 2022. (contains a swear)

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

@olga_basso I can feel a warm wavelet of reassurance surging through my vains. Oh, sorry, upticking through my vains. 😉

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

@SoVeryBritish Vinegar has no place on chips. Ever.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

I interviewed a pastor running for Governor in Michigan who wants the Bible taught in schools. Things got awkward.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the penalty for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.

[Slawek Puklo 🇵🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 @spuklo]

@MrNishKumar First of all, hope you will get through it without any bigger issues. Second of all, how the f* did you get LFT tests? Can order them anywhere. 😉 seriously, get well soon.

[Jim Al-Khalili @jimalkhalili]

Too many people, when they say ‘we have to learn to live with Covid’, seem to think it means we can go back to behaving the way we did before Covid. That’s not what it means.

[Jason Plato @jasonplato]

Hey Peeps, I'm putting together an eBay page to sell off all my historic stock of race suits, team jackets and the like. 100% of proceeds to go to help the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦.
Stay tuned for info.
Please spread the word, RT as much as you can. 🙏🏻

[Prof Nisreen Alwan 🌻 @Dr2NisreenAlwan]

Stop calling them ‘restrictions’❗️

Call testing, masks, ventilation & supported isolation when sick public health measures or preventive measures or protections or mitigations to help us avoid major restrictions & closures.

Do we call seatbelts or no drink driving restrictions?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Boris Johnson just said workers should learn from Germany, where they "don't go to work when they're sick".

The proportion of workers' salary covered by sick pay is 100% in Germany. It's just 19% here.