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[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[lion @viadodacentral]

i rub poop on homeless people while they sleep

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I went to my hood yesterday niggaz start calling me Big Dookie I said why y'all calling me that they say Man U been shitting on niggaz

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

im gonna kill yourself

[morangutan @0_0rangutan]

When u…… when….AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Oh no cocaine for me I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my friends

[fishious @fishquichee]

Can i talk to you in the forest about something

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

trying to comfort people online feels like this

[gargantuan orangutan⁷ |-/ @chimplyjoshler]

yeah bro i hear you

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[ngl @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

cannabis has many benefits. for example, it makes u retarded. but in addition, it also makes u lazy. no worries tho. it also makes you fat and insane.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

big steppa

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[JT @jiratickets]

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