Can’t Die Fast Enough

Takes from the void

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

That one video from china of a truck driving into a bunch of people and one dude on bike is about to get away when the truck hits a streetlight which lands directly on him and then the truck slowly rolls over him and catches on fire always makes me lmfao even tho it’s really sad.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@GarbageHuman24 Baby got beak

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@HeartsofOak1939 @TH14_Comps @poopswag34 I know that. I was just shitting on him because he’s obviously wrong and arguing with retards is pointless.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@FischerKing64 In her defense, minorities add a lot of complexity to otherwise straightforward situations. Even something as simple as grocery shopping needs to be done with care as if an escaped zoo animal could be around any corner. Authoritarianism could reduce that complexity. She is right.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

The week starting with Sunday and ending with Saturday just doesn’t sit right with me. It’s called a WeekEND not a Week-Sandwich.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

People use to laugh and cheer when I told them I didn’t want to hear any spoilers in a story before watching it. Oh how the crowds laughed gleefully when I watched clockwork orange with no context… But suddenly I start looking into “broomrape” and the cheers are gone. 🤨

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

If you can’t get an LLM to do your bidding by framing it like a libtard would, you aren’t white.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@ItIsHoeMath @wylfcen Bro he can give their kids human hair. Stop over analyzing it.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

>coding is solved
>overall quality goes down
Interesting…

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

Knowing what I’m doing and knowing why it’s wrong Groyper

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@TH14_Comps @poopswag34 lol even in your cope whitey is still smarter

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@Biffdon How do I become the second example? This qualia shit getting to me.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

I have no freaking luck with foids bro…

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@lizardgroyper2 When a coombrain tries to emulate human emotions

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@HarmlessYardDog Leonardo DiCaprio

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As much as I want to defend fellow millennials… It’s simply over for us…

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

Your death threats mean nothing to me. I was never alive to begin with.

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@probrickthrower Hey buddy I’ll have you know I’m a white anglo saxon protestant and I think that’s pretty messed up!!!

[Can’t Die Fast Enough @Spurdo8]

@ImLunaHey Uptime

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@TheRealKitty019 I don’t even get the point of the note. It reads as if they’re suggesting rape would be less bad if the orgasm rate was higher?.. Otherwise why bother correcting this in particular?