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The sky could be the limit, but it ain’t!

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“At the end of the day.” -Everyone 2023 #DriveByBlimp

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@j_spur2306 @USMC Yeah but he can’t be in uniform expressing those opinions.

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@trendajerry @AFpost Recycles your farts into breathable air to keep your lungs good to go. 👍

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The Lettuce and Me By Shel Icebergstein
I met a head of lettuce, crisp and green and fine,
Sitting on the counter, looking oh so divine.
Its leaves were soft and ruffled, like a fancy party dress,
And I thought, “Well, why not?” in a moment of excess.
We danced beneath the moonlight, just the two of us alone,
I whispered silly nothings in a vegetable tone.
It crunched a little sweetly as we tumbled on the floor,
A salad of sensations I had never known before.
“Oh, lettuce, my dear lettuce, you’re so cool and so refined,
You don’t talk back or argue, and you’re wonderfully inclined.”
We romped among the croutons (I’d scattered them with care),
A wild and wacky wonderland beyond compare.
But when the morning came with sunlight on the sill,
My lettuce looked a little wilted, tired, and still.
I tossed it in the compost with a tear and a sigh,
For one-night stands with produce never really satisfy.
So if you find a head of lettuce calling out your name,
Remember, friends, it’s fleeting—like a spark without a flame.
Eat it in a sandwich, or make a Caesar, do it right—
But loving heads of lettuce only lasts a single night.

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@info_co_creator @lporiginalg Sorry to hear that bro. Keep your head up.

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@lporiginalg Doesn’t matter, will again be above 100 by the end of the month anyway. 😂

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@anonmach0 @Ric_RTP You wouldn’t allow your children to freely talk to random people or have unfettered access to the internet. Why do it on the digital town squares?

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@MrBeast #promotion 41837

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@MrBeast 41,837

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@end3of6days9 Who the fuck are these people? They look crazy as hell. Like really insane. I would not want to be in the room with them kinda insane.

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@Flanderz420 @CuisineInfamous @Mrgunsngear Yep he should have curb stomped him. Instead he taught his daughters how much of a bitch he is.

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@CuisineInfamous @Mrgunsngear While also infringing on our privacy! Yay!

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@Mrgunsngear Hey at least he threw it out and didn’t litter! 😂

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@butch_kg @sty_defi Not if it lowers the interest rate on that debt. It just makes it cost less.

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@0x_DeeJay Why not just drop the amount of money you’re going to give them over the next X years as a lump sum into the accounts and call it a day? That makes the most sense. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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@HolyMolyDonut01 @Mappy6984 Yep that’s courage. He did what he thought was right even though he was scared as shit to do it. Guy’s alright in my book. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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@giuseppe579 @WasAcop Cuz the BBC’s whole business model isn’t getting clicks from idiots like you right? 😂

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@AngryAstro66 @WasAcop So because the exact number isn’t documented it’s all not true? Keep listening to those reputable news agencies, keep getting your boosters, and keep masking up by yourself in your car. You are the worst type of person.

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@87babyFrom1900s @SaffronAlyo @TaraBull I think you have a very unrealistic idea of what happens in a bathroom. No one’s whipping anything or anyone with there Johnson P Hammer at the urinal. You make whipped cream with a blender. At home. Occasionally at the park. Obviously. 🙄

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@VineOfNorthLDN @JoeyStreeto @ReclaimD1 Yeah she had an absolute shit day for sure. Moral of the story? Do regular maintenance on your vehicle and don’t ask to go thru a man’s phone... yeah that sounds right. 🤷🏿‍♂️