poopdog420

Shot dead. Slow on the draw.

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

They caught me drinking a canned beverage and farting

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@TheRealWizar What if you went to McDonalds and ordered a burger but when you unwrapped the sandwich it was a fat nasty turd in between two buns. Would that still hold its appeal for you?

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@ItalianLichKing This shit doesn’t even look real what the fuck

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@rorschachisgay Because all the contemporary film makers are aping the corny low budget horrors . It’s not coming from a genuine pursuit.

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R. Hard Chubbard

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WRONG ❌❌❌

Straight down between the diamonds so the tips touching my butt

[Alex @alexxdebut]

how u arrange it?

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

5 megacum bomb in my ass

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He’s my sub and i’m his naughty cuh

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They blasting off like the Taliban around here and it ain’t even dark yet

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May the fourth be with you

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Happy 4th!

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

I thought woke 1 was over this is clearly a homeless guy trying to not die from the sun

[catsies @catsiesxx]

Speaking of men who take over spaces that weren't meant for them...

This is a separate, cordoned-off "teen area" at my library. It has a single entrance that is clearly marked "TEEN," and the shelves contain only books for teens. There are ALWAYS 2–4 grown men lounging inside.

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

@phoquenergoggle Dagger nipped me in the thigh while I wrote that and my quill jumped

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If I were a knight, or even an arriviste man-at-arms, i’d probably be foiled by chopping own on tiny penis off with my belt dagger

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

Pulled into the parking spot next to a guy also arriving and when I got out of the gym his car was gone #mogged

[poopdog420 @sqdwerd]

I don’t go to the gym to work out i go to the gym because I don’t have cable and i am sexually attracted to wolf blitzer

[☆ @glormpky]

can the dentist really tell if you've been suckjng his cock