Trevor Dwyer

Former Director, SQL MVP, Writer, Sculptor and have a Brain Implant. Working somewhere that can't be named and creating little pieces of 3d art.

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Running Doom Inside SQL Server https://t.co/2V3j8TdSz1

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published I Built a Language Model Entirely Inside SQL Server https://t.co/Kr4o3o6bT9

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Vellum Lasts 500 Years. My 8,000 DVDs Didn’t. https://t.co/xHn94UpLXN

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Relational Space Carving in SQL Server using My Head https://t.co/Vdq2fEODNa

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Feynman’s Postulates and Relational Text Analytics in T-SQL https://t.co/6zIxhM0P4d

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published The Cloud Has No Mercy https://t.co/7mCUVTVlXL

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Sum Over Every Path https://t.co/MRcmK5vifQ

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@ID_AA_Carmack I wrote a piece that you might enjoy on running Doom inside SQL Server. Your mentioned and please tell me 3fps in 2026 is ok :)
https://t.co/WZ21EZKZP9

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@andrei_drexler I did this and then came across your shader work - just incredible Andrei.

https://t.co/WZ21EZKZP9

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

I just published Running Doom Inside SQL Server https://t.co/2V3j8TdSz1

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@GiveMeAspirin happened to me today and weirdly this was the first message I read on X after wondering how long before your Race car game is done?

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

Currently starting a little hobby project recreating Richard Feynmans’s van in 1/6 scale @FeynmansDodge

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@OverJumpRally looks incredible

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@Manifest_Lord Don’t forget the Rothschilds lent the Bank of England the money to pay slave traders their “compensation” for stopping slavery. Note: the slaves didn’t get a penny.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is the greatest video on the internet right now now. Holy smokes 🔥

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

There are only two of these in the wild as 263 million of them were stolen and two weren’t recovered. Until now 😂😂 they are valued at around £77,000. Shame mine is a copy

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

They say pay it forward but I hit the jackpot today. There was a Big Issue seller outside our local shop. He was there all day in torrential rain so I gave him £20, I thought I would get the magazine, instead he gave me a bank note worth 1 million pounds

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@Rad_Reza I’m so sorry for your loss xx

[Trevor Dwyer @sqlartist]

@bobwardms @Microsoft @SQLServer @Windows @MicrosoftLife Congratulations Bob !!