sam 🌿

queer cat lady. acab. 😽

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

sometimes i don't realize how tall i am and then i see pictures like this

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I hate when I accidentally make jokes about hating the cops & then the person’s like “my grandpas a cop” ok well fuuuuuck your grandpa

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don’t expect a billionaire to lead the revolution or anything i’m just confused as to why one would make a movie about standing up for what’s right at any cost only to literally never stand for anything again

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

@bookingcom your customer service is terrible, second only to the abysmal stays you offer on your platform. was just scammed out of $300 for the worst accommodation i have ever seen

[sleepy eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"

[Bertie @goldenrrry]

WHAT ARW THOSE THINGS?????

[cal 🦷🐺 misses jb @ifiburnalive]

is this boygenius

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

masc girlfriend privilege is not having to shovel my own driveway

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

the city of buffalo will do literally anything but plow the fucking roads

[bigsock @biggersocks]

“are you fucking stupid”

me:

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

the bills make me want to kill myself

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

going back to work after christmas is harder than being a navy seal

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

They’re rounding everyone who ever smoked pot up and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

the bills make me want to kill myself

[Brad Simpson (bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social) @bradleyrsimpson]

The first Palestinian person I ever met was my junior year in Germany. He was a medical student named Nimr living on the floor of my apartment building, and for weeks, he wouldn’t talk to me. At one point I asked him why he wouldn’t talk to me, and he said because I was American.

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

“ok, next slide”

[sam 🌿 @sqmadden]

being a bills fan is cruel and unusual punishment

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

During the ceasefire in Gaza, Israel has attacked the West Bank, Lebanon, and now Syria.