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My acorns are organized. My thoughts are not.

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@Rayne09617076 @historyrock_ AIDS makes you susceptible to such things… Therefore one led to the other.

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Go back to what your food tasted like in the early 2000s and late 90s. Your fries and your burgers actually tasted amazing back then. You fixed what wasn’t broken. @wendys

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Wendy’s new CEO admits the company “shortchanged” food quality to save money & is now trying to win back customer trust.

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If you read it online, it must be true.
You can’t make claims without providing some sort of proof. Maybe it’s true; maybe it isn’t. Proof?

[Raw Data Diva 👩🏽‍💻 @yannaarose_]

So, apparently there’s a FB group of 400k+ white members who work as servers at Texas Roadhouse and Logan’s that are spitting in black peoples food. They are also licking their fingers and touching the rolls. I want this to be fake news so bad, but apparently it’s not.

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@CollinRugg I agree with others that criminal charges should be filed here, especially for administrators who clearly weren’t doing their job with oversight. No doubt it’s a systemic issue.

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@KSTP But how will they get their pronto pups?

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#BreakingNews from the White House

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@outbreakupdates I don't know anyone who eats alfalfa sprouts; so I think we're good.

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@hell_line0 Exactly!

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@CaptMarkKelly I guess he wanted to pay off his own debt

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@mooseincrisis My dogs like to chew on them so thank you

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👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’m not against marriage. I just don’t think it’s as important as society makes it seem. A good life does not require a husband or a wife.

[beeya🤍 @beeyak0]

I once had a boyfriend tell me that if I tried, I could force my period out in one day, because the uterus is a muscle. This is why men shouldn't be legislating women's reproductive health.

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When I was younger, I thought nuclear warheads was referring to the candies.

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@Autistic_Lauren Also, there’s nothing wrong with disabled people doing fun things for themselves once in a while when they have the time/Energy/funds.

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@RadioFreeTom So we’re supposed to believe what comes out of the mouth of two globally recognized liars? Sure… Whatever they say.

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@schiz04renic Yup!

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Studies show that giving me some 💵 can lower cortisol levels.

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@BoobsNBuds The rest of it is like Orchard Park

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If they did this elsewhere, nearly every politician would lose their job

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JUST IN: Wales is set to become the first country in the world where politicians can actually lose their jobs for lying to the public

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@stats_feed But he never headline wrestlemania…