Squam

30. Gay cisgender computer lizard. Married to @FiggyTheBat. I do music and code. He/him.

[Squam @squam0]

Lovely people trending on Wilipedia today

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if god was actually non-binary then church coffee would taste a lot better

[Figgy The 🏳️‍⚧⚧️ Bat @FiggyTheBat]

TRANSGENDER WILL NEVER END

[🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @CoyoteInTheHat]

He's lost Texas, I can tell by the way
All the counties turnin' blue
The news and ev'ry sponsored bettin' place
Say there's not much Ken can do
It doesn't take some furry texts to see
The desperation of the GOP
Blamin' all except himself
He's losin' Texas, I can tell! 🎶

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

If you’re betting on the Guam governor’s race, you gotta call the hotline

[Squam @squam0]

.@FiggyTheBat and I have officially relocated to Portland!

[zach @mazzyyyyyyy]

her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.

[Squam @squam0]

Ungrateful asshole

[Squam @squam0]

@FiggyTheBat I love you bby 💚

[DecopaMala🥽 @DecopaMala]

fruitger idle

[Squam @squam0]

@evan7257 Saw them at Rubber Gloves back in the day

[Squam @squam0]

Is there a technical reason as to why this is literally never true

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I'm making the world a better place one venn diagram at a time.

[Squam @squam0]

malicious pickle data

[Toby 🛩️ @303SnowWolf]

New YCH just dropped (from @TheOnion)

[Squam @squam0]

Did Anthropic think they were going to get the Pope to release an apostolic letter declaring that god had randomly ensouled Opus 5.5 or something

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV’s AI encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.

Olah’s team then privately lobbied the pope’s advisers “to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously.” Pope Leo XIV held firm.

For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing. https://t.co/iG3Bnlzt2J

[passed out drunk at the steamboat Arabia museum @GarlicCorgi]

This is something a goblin politician would say about an elf

[Squam @squam0]

@bunannie I'm still kind of baffled by the beat they chose for the end of the "James Talarico, Too Loco For Texas" ad

[Silas P. Silas @KennyHistoric]

Every 5 minutes: “JAMES TALARICO IS WEIRD”