squanchy

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

rt 🔐

[Unrig LA @UnrigLA]

Put it in the Louvre

[Momo @_momopilled_]

The sword & potion gamers have tricked the ball & gun gamers into playing a JRPG

[kev @AwestruckVox]

woke is back indicator

[neiman marxist @dannie_doe]

200 auditors for @kennethmejiaLA to audit LADWP and the People Mover now!! @nithyavraman

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS

[Spoiled Princess, Vedette💖👑✨ @bedras]

>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.

>The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.

[Zac B 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ZacB_MN]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this libbed out in my life, I’m out here liking blue wave endgame edits

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs

•START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

To any conservatives currently blackpilling, PLEASE keep this in mind: You had complete control of all three branches of the most powerful country in history, and you never will again. Those were the best two years of your entire life. It will never get better for you. It's over.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Bleorgia? I knew it would happen.
Blaine? Unfortunately was in the cards.
Blexas? Hard to imagine, but was conceivable.
Blouth Carolina? I'd have called you crazy.
But Blississippi?

[Alexis Blexas @agraybee]

We're winning states we just invented. AP is calling East Carolina.

[Jamie @jlew8]

Blue Texas means Spotify will automatically play Kacey Musgraves when you attempt to listen to Morgan Wallen

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Don’t get me wrong I’m extremely happy tonight. But I’m gonna be really pissed off if Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries lead the House and Senate.

Their ancient tactics aren’t ready to meet today’s moment.

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Saw your mom’s schedule for the rest of the week

[michael @worstmichael]

Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over

[Christopher @molochofficial]

They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW