basmathee chawalamet

complimentary with orders of most dishes | (he/him/his)

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Go — and i cannot stress this enough — birds.

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

I can smell my roommates cologne 10 mins after he left the apartment. Might be worse than the literal poison air outside rn

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

“agent-father”

[Liberty Ballers @Liberty_Ballers]

Tobias Harris’ agent-father doesn’t think 76ers have properly utilized ‘assassin scorer’ https://t.co/cRw90WE46B

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Yeah that just about sums it up

[Yez Monica @yezmonica]

3 Billionaires and no one could put an AirTag on it??

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Belicheck must have choked someone on that flight back

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

one of the Raiders six wins in 2022

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

If june schwarber and june cliff could play together, we’d sweep our way to the world series

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

On this day in 2011, Cliff Lee allowed one run over eight innings against the Cubs.

It was the only run he would allow during a month of June where he went 5-0 with an 0.21 ERA.

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Pamelas’s is the best

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

If I was an offensive lineman I would never, ever leave Pittsburgh.

Pamela’s >>>>>

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Study Head of an Old Man, after Rembrandt, 1635-40, 📸 of @BillSimmons via @knicks_tape99

[Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone]

Jim Gray, ladies and gentlemen ❤️

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

You don’t.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

HOW TO WEAR A SPORT COAT WITH JEANS

I see this sort of outfit all the time in the city, and it's pretty abysmal. So let's talk about better ways to wear sport coats with jeans 🧵

[Dennis @GipperGrove]

76ers’ 2022-23 Season Highlights:

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

We got beat by a coach who found out you can make adjustments 4 days ago

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Just sneezed and my sister jumped. I am officially an indian uncle.

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Zoom should have a feature where you can press a button on a call and it automatically catches you up on the things that people were saying for the past 10-15 mins

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan on the picket line for the writers strike outside Paramount Pictures.

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Me after watching the Oppenheimer trailer on loop while on zoom calls all day

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

“Only clowns think the Sixers win game 4 & make this a series”

Me getting ready today:

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

I, for one, have never doubted either Doc Rivers or James Harden in the playoffs and definitely knew Paul Reed would deliver in the clutch

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

Each game, a bigger pair of pants

[Michael Lee @MrMichaelLee]

This tweet is undefeated

[basmathee chawalamet @squashipoo]

Of course he stands like that

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Wes Anderson behind the scenes on ‘ASTEROID CITY’.