Sam Penney

I do things.

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@jroc5351 @hugo7x7 Bad take

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@aamirislam99 Go to Topsfield Fair in October

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@aamirislam99 I don't think

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@aamirislam99 @MBTA The dedication to track and record this info . . . I applaud you and your efforts

[Joe Montemurro @jmonte15]

How about making people pay 8 bucks a month to NOT be verified. If you will tie your actual name and reputation to your account, then you get to play ball for free. If you wanna be a faceless troll… pay the troll toll. @elonmusk

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@LinusTech saw this ad on reddit. Y'all sign off on this?

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

Very excited to start making some TKOs thanks to @chickenlous !!!

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@chickenlous WOOHOO!!!

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@chickenlous @helloheyanna Time for TKO Tuesday

[Chicken Lou's @chickenlous]

We are making it so easy to purchase our #honeymustard and #tkoseasoningsalt
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[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

.@SamsungMobile @SamsungSupport if y'all know anything about this please throw your hat in the ring

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@VerizonSupport Your latest software update for Note 8 (Sys Update 35/software ver. PPR1.180610.011.N950USQU8DUD2) reversed the directions of my finger sensor gestures. Now I swipe UP to access the notification tray. What gives?

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@VerizonSupport Your latest software update for Note 8 (Sys Update 35/software ver. PPR1.180610.011.N950USQU8DUD2) reversed the directions of my finger sensor gestures. Now I swipe UP to access the notification tray. What gives?

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

To be clear, I don't know what I'm doing

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

How tf do y'all use this app every day I barely open it ever

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

I don't even use twitter how the FUCK did this happen

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

Somehow, some fucker in Missouri hacked my twitter and sent literally everyone I follow/who follows me a tweet with a link to fake Ray Bans or some shit. I've deleted the tweet. Fuck you Mystery Missouri Person

[Kevin Cabral @grunklekev]

Something about Anakin and younglings #starwars #impressions #voiceacting

[Sam Penney @squeekybeef]

@jephjacques I used floppy drives back in elementary school to bring in projects