John Spiers

Melodeon player: Gigspanner Big Band, Saltlines, Spiers & Boden, Bellowhead, Jackie Oates & John Spiers. "The Real Deal" Robert Plant (after a Saltlines show)

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@reformparty_uk

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@McivorJaymey @ShelaghFogarty I “claimed asylum” in your mum last week!

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@BotFinderUK The Clown & Wanker

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@BotFinderUK The Frog and Fuck

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@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage Outmanoeuvred??? He was elected MP for Clacton until 2029 ... resigned and stood again and became the elected MP for Clacton until 2029 again at the cost of £350k to the taxpayer. Before he resigned he was under investigation for an undeclared donation ... and he still is.

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@Nigel_Farage Yeah ... it shows there was no need to call a by-election at a cost of £350k to the taxpayer.

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@LibDems @CountBinface Like the racists in Clacton would ever vote LibDem .... Hahahaha!

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@ImagoDei77o7 @jk_rowling Lack of definite article is a clear sign of translation from Russian ..

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@jk_rowling Oh fuck off you hate-filled one trick pony.

Whoever that is is clearly in need of some help. And choosing to use them as an example to further your demented cause against trans people who have always existed is just cruel.

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In 2016 I thought that Andy Burnham was just a party yes man like Yvette Cooper ... so I put my support behind Corbyn. Whether you like it of not, that was a mistake, but now he's back I really really like what he's saying. Now he has to actually deliver his rhetoric.

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I mean ... I can't lie ... I feel good about this. He's saying all the right things ... God help us that he does the right things too!

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Well, here we go again!

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@RealMattLucas Oh wow ... I thought they were only mint ... but seeing the blue ones I instantly remembered they were coconut ... yuck!

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Everyone thinks that British biscuits all go back years ... it's true that Digestives were invented in 1839, Garibaldi 1869, Nice 1895, Custard Creams 1908, Bourbons 1910 ...

... but I remember when they brought out Hobnobs in 1985!!! You could get a Sinclair Spectrum before!

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@BotFinderUK Stephanie Cole ... aka The Black Widow from Open All Hours.

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@Nigel_Farage Why did you resign and make them vote again then you tool?

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@ZiaYusufUK Which is illegal … as you well know.

Probably because we can’t be sure your money comes from a Thai crypto billionaire or a convicted criminal who wrote a book on how to launder money.

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@KalshiFooty What a wanker … oh hang on!

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I'm off on tour with my mates in the Gigspanner Big Band this week to kick off our summer dates. If not a gloriously sunny festival, then I'm reliably assured that it will be a lovely air-conditioned theatre or thick-walled church!!! https://t.co/JnTLhbVhl6

Please come along!

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@eurofootcom Talentless violence.

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Every time you think this Labour government is rubbish ... just think about all the lies that Boris Johnson told ... remember Liz Truss ... and then remember this.

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I've just found a copy of that Rishi Sunak video in the rain with enhanced sound ... #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter #GeneralElection #PintSizedLoser