G Splitter

Dallas sports victim. Forklift and OSHA certified. Guinness enjoyer.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Texas Cannonball Run Challenge.

Midland to Austin. Four Taco Bells. Fastest time wins.

Deduct 10 minutes for every Crunchwrap Supreme eaten. Shit yourself = disqualified.

[G Splitter @squez1627]

Alan Jackson spoke of this

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

So simple, yet so effective. 2 perfectly poured pints of Guinness at Kennedy's Bar in Dingle Co. Kerry 🇮🇪

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@lexiscorrect Lookin like a call of duty map

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@PistolRick Was in attendance for this gem. Was showered with food and beer by a dozen adult sooner fans (who never attended the school)

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@amyknowsball Better by literally every single metric including called off marriages

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@PistolRick His yards after contact in Seattle was elite

[G Splitter @squez1627]

Happy Joey Chestnut day

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@Msommer524 Patriot

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@trackalwayslit

[G Splitter @squez1627]

Our 2020 hero comes home. Tally another Finnish Mafia to the depth chart

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Back where he belongs ⭐️

WELCOME HOME, KIVI!

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@fairwayjournal 7 at TPC Duck Creek clears this

[x - Jay Money @insiderJmoney]

RIP Kyle Busch

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@KJP I have this same desk, passed down from Grandpa. Drawer only unlocks with push of rollaway.

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@Architectolder @PistolRick

[BarDown @BarDown]

On top of being the first No. 57 in team history, the Houston-born Myers is set to become the only Texas native to suit up for the Stars in a regular season game. 😳

(H/T @samnestler)

[G Splitter @squez1627]

@heatdaddy69420 telling them shit ain’t sweet

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Everyone always posts the cropped version

[tag! @taggartkent]

nah dak is superman bruh