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out-of-context quotes

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Alison: Pig squeals are on the up
(Grange-over-sands, 2026)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Jordan: “What’s more seductive than a church”
(Archway, 2022)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Jordan: Films ARE seasonal, who does ‘Jaws’ in January?!
(Ansell Road, 2022)

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@henri_hawes: If you never question, you never get the answer
(Canary Wharf, 2021)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Connie: There’s nothing scarier than incest
(110 Above, 2021)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Cam: Guys, can you recommend a good Disney movie.... but like, one you can bang to?
(Zoom call, 2020)

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Sacha: It’s easy to end a marriage but it’s not as easy to end a horse
(The Exchequer in Fleet, 2020)

[jonny @_jonnywilson]

me at the afters:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

@anand_sankar9 Forever a poet

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Cam: It’s alright, I’ll have a bit of a drive and it’ll sober me up
(110Above, 2019)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

@AleX_Kemberr XFM Ricky Gervais, Stephen merchant and Karl pilkington radio show, they are all on YouTube

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

@TraceyTipton5 😂

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Woman in her mid-30s: oh i tried reading the Harry Potter books but they’re just too complex
(Overheard conversation, Bar 56; 2018)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Cam: You know what they say, the apple falls from the tree
(McDonalds, Farnborough 2019)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

@millie_leahy He did. It was a boring conclusion to the story 👎

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Girl: nah, he was quite short but his chap was big so it made him seem big... 😂
(Overhead conversation 2, Boardmasters 2018)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

Gay guy: This guy I’m dating is really nice and good looking, although he doesn’t believe in evolution
Girl: That’s okay. As flaws go, that’s quite a cute one
(Overheard conversation, Boardmasters 2018)

[elliot_ball02 @squiders2000]

@Flyteband please could you guys play ‘Light me up’ at Boardmasters, it would absolutely make my weekend