Dan Preston

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@fnbo Greeley Colorado
Only one @fnbo atm in town is operating. The rest have been down for weeks! @fnbo is showing that they really do not care about their customers 😔

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@fnbo Greeley Colorado
Only one @fnbo atm in town is operating. The rest have been down for weeks! @fnbo is showing that they really do not care about their customers 😔

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@AmazonHelp @PaulSSzpara Nobody ever came to my house. Your third-rate delivery driver is lying.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@travelurownpath @amazon Oh I hope those drivers get a BIG cash settlement

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@amazon The Amazon app update is junk, app is malfunctioning.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@Gillette Today marks the last time I purchase anything gillette for the following reasons-
1. Ridiculously overpriced.
2. You went woke.
3. I cut my finger on your goddamn packaging.
Cut your price by 1/3, and fire a whole bunch of executives.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@samsclubhelp Another order running late.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@t0xmmy2 @OxfordUnion Banned? How about arrested? People have been incarcerated for less over their Facebook posts in England. He deserves the same.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@RobWilk16395833 @ChrisSenhouse @rvrat69 @SenFettermanPA Wow, that shut him up.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@TheBigRedLie @chrisdmowrey KAMALA NEVER WON A PRIMARY.
You voted for her. You're an idiot, STFU.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@adamcarolla I hope they all got or get sued.

[Frank Zabierek (Saved by Jesus, & keeps God first) @FZabierek]

In this particular Twitter exchange, I've got to side 110% here with Brian Cates's response to Bette Midler :

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@BreitbartNews Let us watch and learn.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@ArianehSajadi @Acyn @AOC Voter ID!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, the sequel…

WALTZING WITH BETO

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@matt_vanswol Still too pricey.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

Y'all seem at least 50 times... Still funny.

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@HollerWV @vanguze You already said that

[Dan Preston @squidman30]

@SahilBloom The 10,000 rats would make quick work of the hunter with the rifle.