Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸

thoughts and prayers, diva

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@AbeWashingtrump @cranberrysauce_ @mcsquared34 If Johnny cash were still alive, he’d shoot you on principle

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

life when nobody knows where you are

[zae @itszaeok]

i get on twitter and drake has dropped not one but three albums. three attacks on civilization

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@LebronProfits @PopBase

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

its not even procrastination anymore im highkey not gonna do that shit

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@evisnegative @Maplebronut @BillTheKid1603 “Probably” is doing a lot of work here. You’re talking out of your ass.

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner!

This is what AI 'writers' sound like

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Pop Base @PopBase]

7 years ago today, Tati Westbrook uploaded ‘BYE SISTER.’

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@hexprax One time a guy told me about how his daughter became an OBGYN and it was against his morals because she performed abortions. Like…okay sir cash or card?

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@billieeilish Girl fuck you, your bank account, and your hypocrisies. Wearing and promoting makeup that’s tested on animals while running your mouth about cognitive dissonance.

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@kevinolearytv You rich fucks better get scared. 127 warehouse fires as of today, Luigi Mangione remains a cultural icon, and look what’s happening to Sam Altman. Class consciousness might just get your greedy bald ass

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

🚨Trixie Mattel has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@_celia_bedelia_ Why? Why do women need to wear a bra to work? Why is it a proper undergarment?

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@Tochka__26 Obviously media representations are not accurate and they never have been. Common sense, I fear.

[Kat 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇸🇸 @squidwardswan]

@andreasdanw The theatre audibly gasped at that one 😭

[daniela @andreasdanw]

“you’re not a visionary. you’re a vendor” is probably the most blatant insult i’ve heard, miranda priestly you are so cleverly mean😭