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[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Realest shit I've seen this year

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[Sponge ! TADC MOVIE SPOILERS @SussedSponge]

you can tell he didn't expect to get anything. you can tell he's internalised that he doesn't deserve kindness. spongebob doesn't agree. spongebob loves

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

don’t mind banana guy too much but i remember when i saw death grips, all these reddit nerds thought it would be funny to show up in overalls and a propeller hat and a big lollipop but they all had the same idea so like half the crowd at every show was grown men dressed like that

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hey guys i’m back

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2 hours into a movie called Benny: what are we? Some kind of Hollandaise Sauce?

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When I was younger I had to ask my older brother permission to fap

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Jehovah’s Witness New Yorker: I hate transfusions!!

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Jk Rowling came up with the word Mudblood first and then built her books around that

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The biggest wieners have the most sensitive balls

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This is almost as beautiful as my modded Skyrim. Almost…

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From the brain stem blooms brain flowers. I have cauliflower-like growths inside my skull.

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Porn dot com is like the great Khan Dynasty: too powerful and influential to live a peaceful life

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Confused dad putting hamburger on his kid’s head and feeding it drywall

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I make more goo every hour than these wall street assholes make in a fucking week

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Broke again… had to take my dog to the vet to get veneers. If you can spare $10 for my rent please cashapp me https://fartchungus.goy

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The Theodore fat dripping down my chin as I finish up my Roast Chipmunk meal

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Sometimes i don’t wash the backs of my hands after I pee #scumbag

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Put down my dog and my kids still haven’t stopped crying. Talk about the Streisand Effect

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COD players will love soap mctavish but not wash their hands after they pee or poo