That One Chick

never be afraid to to have a little too much fun.

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Haven't played solitaire all day. Man, the homework life is rough.

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I can promise, if I'm having a bad day and you tell me to stop bitching, you're going to regret it!

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That awkward moment when you can't even ask your own boyfriend to give you a ride home because he's ALWAYS sleeping by 10. 😒 #kindapissed

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When someone opens my snap story but not my snap to them, you could say i get a bit salty. 😾

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Once a month I think I'm being a little bitch then BAM. Two days later I get my period. 😅

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I once paid 30 dollars for a pint of apple pie. Thinking back on that, I'm not too impressed with that life choice. 🤔

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Find you someone who is genuinely curious how your day is going. 😍😊

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You know you have a solid friendship when @2015Fischer is willing to leave the gym early so you can get dick. 🤗

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Does anyone else have a dance they do when they know they're going to get laid, or is that just me? Just me? Awkward. 😐

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If the kids ask, we didn't meet on tinder. 🙄 #keepingitclassy

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Mom, "k bailey, 3rd times a charm! You're gonna actually need to attend classes this year tho.."
😂😂

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My heart has an unbelievable amount of hate in it.

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So last night drunk Bailey got her car washed. I like drunk Bailey. She's so thoughtful🙄

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Personally I don't understand why people need a lime when taking tequila shots. Just suck it up and choke it down. 🙃

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Fuck you. And your friendship.

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Kinda want to drink a beer. Kinda want to drink nyquil. Idk dude..

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When nate doesn't open my snaps I automatically assume he got hurt at work😓

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All my friends are getting married and i can't even talk nate into making me tacos. 😐

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@tb3529 😂😂figured you would. It's pretty obvious!

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LOL those teeth doe!