Lizzy

[Lizzy @squirle97]

Ok I have succeeded at this now I need to scale it back and find a happy medium

[Lizzy @squirle97]

If I’m going to be obnoxious I need to own it and do it unapologetically

[beef strokinoff 🪲 @uhh_luc]

She hates you nooo nooo noo

[Lizzy @squirle97]

The universe is watching…. Friend from Shanghai who I haven’t seen in years asked to hang out. She didn’t know I no longer live in NYC but nevertheless the universe is watching…. Lapsed friends unite!

[Lizzy @squirle97]

Feeling existentially bored with my life so going through my mental list of lapsed (platonic) relationships to catch up with people. Good success rate so far

[Lizzy @squirle97]

I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weeeeeed

[wiffiing⭑𓂃 @wbbiffing]

i love tweeting to myself... tweet tweet

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

note that yom kippur falls on national wife day this year. plan your apologies accordingly

[Lizzy @squirle97]

They’re trying to speak the language of youth

[💫 @oksoumhi]

lifting weights to yo la tengo

[Maybe Jon Ossoff @MaybeJonOssoff]

i took a personality quiz and it said nobody had ever answered like that before and that I'm compatible with nobody

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Sometimes I wonder what I’d be up to if I was born in a different generation. For example if I was Gen X I would have been a deadbeat saxophonist in a shitty ska band. And so on

[Lizzy @squirle97]

Jake Lang is a weenie

[Lizzy @squirle97]

I often like music more than people

[ophie 🦋💕 @opheliamoding]

i have taken to kind of frequently doing this mildly freak behavior where i go to a nightclub/rave/etc all by myself and make absolutely no active efforts to talk to anybody while there and just completely lock in on dancing, taking occasional breaks to smoke and people-watch

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[Lizzy @squirle97]

I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they’re real!!!!!

[Lizzy @squirle97]

A REAL FACT: The Cure - Disintegration is an album about turning 30

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[softening up] But... I suppose it is your right to betray me

[JV in CTG @jvzali]

@melnickjeffrey1 I was five yrs old in the mid 70's, told a lie, and my Mom pulled out "Do you want to be like Richard Nixon?!?"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Minnesota officially has the most bipolar weather in the US

[emmie 🏚️ ⚢ @trashbride]

i don’t knowwwww

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I grew up in a Mormon environment where all sex was bad so when some of our highschool coaches slept with students we were all like “oh no I can’t believe they broke the holy law of chastity”

[Messyventura @messyventura]

3 generations from now Minnesotans will be immune to mace.