Rudy Booliani

Socially Liberal, Fiscally Irresponsible

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

I hope they keep extending the tweet character limit little by little until we all learn how to read again

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Guy who calls the new generation soft because of the development of bulletproof backpacks and white board barriers in classrooms

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

CEO OF OREO: “I would advise that everyone eat 50 Oreos a day. Maybe even 100.”

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

White people be like: can I bring my dog into the office tomorrow?

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Army General reading off a briefing in the Situation Room: that’s tango…bravo…foxtrot…whiskey…

*Pete Hegseth sitting up in his chair

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

You’re telling me a chick peed in this salad?

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Locked in loaded

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Scrooge McDuck was in the Epstein files

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

ICE must go.

It must be dismantled completely, and many of its agents and leaders must be prosecuted. Never in American history has a government agency so quickly disgraced itself or turned so completely against the basic requirements of constitutional government.

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Central Time is the actual time it is at any given moment. All the others are just variants

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

Not looking in the mirror till the end of the haircut cuz I know it’s not ready yet.
I trust the process bro 🤝

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

Me, an economist:

“Wow demand for vegetables must be through the roof!”

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Mr President you’ve got a little something in your teeth

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@DJCassiusKing Son’s talent show not top 3??

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Wearing an “I paused my game to be here” shirt in a meeting at my wfh job

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Custer’s last stand? Damn are they going out of business?

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Westminster dog show is crazy.

“Guys is it just me or is my dog hot as fuck”

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

When the world needed him most

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction

[Rudy Booliani @squirrelbarber]

How long until speeding in the vicinity of a waymo gets you a ticket in the mail