Sandy Wieding

I'm your friend on benefits.

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Christmas with the family- a.k.a.
"Holidays on thin ice"

#Christmas #Xmas #holidayseason

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

My body is like a temple- approximately 3000 years old with some wonky columns and a lot of mysteries.

#for your health #selfcare #mybody

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

I grew up like Pippi Longstockings - mostly alone at home with friends in stable households and a racist dad.

#childhoodtrauma #pippilongstockings #raisedweird #stillstanding

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Making new and lasting friendships as a middle-aged person is so hard. My social circle is basically a dot.

#friendshipismagic #findingnewfriends #adultproblems

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

@GeorgFKFK GoodbyeFresh

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

People could just admit that chicken tastes like seitan.
#govegan #glutenmakesyourdickflyoff

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

I'm a 42 yr old living the dream.
The dream in this case is like
where am I, why are things and when did I get old?
#adulting #grownup #midlife

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Being someone with ADD who got diagnosed as an adult I don't apologize for certain behaviors anymore- I occasionally give an honest content warning before having a conversation, though.

#livingwithadd
#adultaddlife
#beinghonest

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

I don't do new years resolutions. I make plans, that I don't execute all year long.
#lifehack #resolutions #NewYear #NewYearResolutions

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Secret handshakes - but with tongues

#justanidea #Secret #loveislove #totallyformal

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

Never forget that #PopeBenedictXVI excommunicated a 9-year old child for having a life-saving abortion after her stepfather raped her and impregnated her with twins. Excommunicated her mother too. Guess who he didn't excommunicate? The rapist stepfather. https://t.co/TZIwwOdPPU

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Public pools a.k.a. bowls of human soup

#floating #pools #selfcare #decay #statesofdecay #soup #nosoupforyou #humanslol

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Berlin in a nutshell
#berlin #BerlinWahl #Goerli

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

Berlin is located by two big rivers. Of course there are always people saying they got bigger ones but hey - whatever floats your boat.
#dadjoke #whateverfloatsyourboat #berlin #berlincity

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

The only straight thing in my life with ADD is my sexuality
#chaosreigns #lifewithadd

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

@bangpowwww https://t.co/rwukJzKkv3

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

I am turning 42 in two weeks and I bought myself a nice felted hat today.
That means I'm ready for fall - or for my midlife crisis.

#tooyoungtobeold #menopause #midlifecrisis #AdultingAndStuff

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

The one guy on public transport manspreading himself almost into splits is called Jean- Claude van Tram. You're welcome.

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

@derwahremawa Von der Lippe ist dafür schon immer 57 oder so.

[Sandy Wieding @squirrelhood]

@GeorgFKa Und dann als deutsche Serie im Vorabend-TV.