Squirrel Herder

My job is difficult but rewarding. She/her.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The horrifying details emerging about the World Central Kitchen massacre: The convoy was struck 3 times in succession, with the drone chasing the wounded aid workers from vehicle to vehicle to make sure they were all killed. No legit pretext and precise coordination with the IDF.

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@BrentTerhune I actually really need someone to reboot Wishbone

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Giant Sturgeon fish in Canada

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

three years ago, a right wing broadcaster in the UK called a drag queen a pedophile on twitter so she sued him for defamation. this week, she won. can we make this the norm please. in 2024 you should not be able to baselessly call queer people groomers and then go about your day

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀

Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station!

Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀
🧵

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@SNeurotypicals Me, AuDHDer, alternating between both in an endless cycle and driving myself completely batshit

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@_Opticheart @Madame_Ennui @LabelFreeBrands This was my first thought as well

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@oldenoughtosay Found this in a thrift store just last week

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@UrsulaV HOORAY!!! That is so good to hear!

[Mallory @BJCFans]

In memory of Andre Braugher and his contribution to @brooklyn99, here are 50 of the best Raymond Holt quotes that prove he will always be the best police captain/genius 🤍

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@AmysMargin After seeing jellyfish at the aquarium my then 3yo son asked where the peanut butter fish were, so now when we see a fish we can’t identify we call it a peanut butter fish

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@KLobstar If you like manatees (and who doesn’t?) there’s the manatee viewing center at the power plant in Apollo Beach.

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

I’m sorry, but Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles is not a name for a person. That is a goofy orange cat that you rescue from a dumpster and give a pseudo-fancy name to so people will know he’s a Distinguished Gentleman.

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

There is a human tissue that builds itself up and breaks itself down every ~28 days using non-scarring wound healing and instead of studying that and learning everything we can about it we think it's gross and look for other less relevant models to understand wound healing.

[Squirrel Herder @squirrelshorts]

@MrsJellySantos This is beautiful. And I’m willing to bet she won’t remember this hurt as an adult, only that you make her feel seen and encouraged. Research shows that moments of repair like this do far more to build stable parent-child bonds/child’s self esteem than “getting it right” does.

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru_]

Henry Kissinger, one of the world’s most notorious war criminals, has finally died. Let’s take a look back and remember him for all the things he did: 🧵👇

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is my type of comedy. I love when someone notices what I notice.