Squirrilah

A squirrel that ingested some fertilizer, and fell into a can of kerosene, instantly turning him into a flying-little, fluffy-little, Molotov cocktail.

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

I would pay $10/month for SnoopDogg+ #snoopdogg

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We gotta stop celebrating sanctions! #ukraine #russia #sanctions #stephe... https://t.co/JpvEuNUbhp via @YouTube

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@joelockhart Banning Abortion, Dictating what healthcare providers can and can’t do, Banning the teaching of accurate history, Restricting voting access, Expanding the power of unelected state “representatives”
For a party that embraces “freedom” they sure do take away a lot of it.

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

“Hey Chris, how’s your morning”
“oh, dealing with these punk kids I work with, this generation, I swear, everyone needs a trophy”
“well hey Chris, you raised us! We didn’t ask for trophies, you just gave them to us”
“no shit? 🤔🤯🤯🤯”

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

I hope I never take for granted the experience of coming home from work, and getting greeting from your wife with levity, a smile, and a meaningful kiss. To have my kids run to me and scream “daddy” and hold them in my arms. I can’t believe there’s any greater feeling than that.

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I see my age in my forehead

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I think I sprained my armpit

[Little Red @forbiddenpeach]

My husband is really fucking cute. #charmingasfuck #myking #cheesypost #notsorry

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

@dpakman Occam’s razer is that the simplest explanation is usually the right one. Like is it more likely that hundreds of thousands of people successfully, covertly, and cooperatively, rigged, ran, stole, and certified an election? Or that one lard-ass, narcissist, in deep shit, lied? 🤔

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This isn’t the first time they’ve lied to cancel @DaveChappelle He is very threatening to power: he wouldn’t be bought, and he can’t be cancelled. If history has taught us anything about a Black man speaking truth to power, when they fail to silence him, they’ll assassinate him.

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@DaveChappelle If you watch his new special and it upsets you, I beg you, to look at his entire body of work, and remember who he is, and what he is = an American, a Black man, and the type of mother fucking artist that we, as a society, can not afford to lose. #dontgodave

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

Just watched @DaveChappelle new Netflix special. I always knew he was the voice of my generation, I now believe he is the voice of America, and the voice America needs. #dontgodave

[PHILOSOPHY @PhilosophyOnX]

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

Alan Watts

[PHILOSOPHY @PhilosophyOnX]

No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.

Alan Watts

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

@broken_rhi @MeganShennie If you don’t believe in him, that he can, he never will. And you need to stop.

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

@MeganShennie Right out my big mouth

[Squirrilah @squirrilah]

Picking up the kids from school be like:

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@forbiddenpeach Also you’re very welcome.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

The breakfast burrito is nature's perfect food.

[Little Red @forbiddenpeach]

When your man fucks you so good your facial recognition doesn’t believe it’s you 👌