cait 🍄🌼

nature is a mother and life’s a bitch

[GoofyWise 🇵🇸 ☭ @GoofyWise]

I don’t think I have seen a general strike in my life time this is beautiful.

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

@theeandrewsmith You’re gonna gag you need to see these in person

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

My long nails have made a return

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

@sophiasinotx Ma’am PLEASE tell me where you got your phone case

[R.J @RJ16848519]

so much to see

[R.J @RJ16848519]

precious memories

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

Just explained to my conservative grandfather what a “beard” was in the gay world 🤣

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

[Dr. Aya o astuto 🌐 @drayareturn]

eu sempre acho que vou me safar de ter dormido só 3 horas aí chega na metade do dia e eu tô assim

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

New insult I came up with: bro you look like you live at 3355 Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles, California

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

@theeandrewsmith We manifested this

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

@theeandrewsmith

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Peculiar People Day.

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

Realizing this was recorded in front of my ex situationships apartment complex

[s ꕤ @sunshinesnati0n]

#whoremembers

[preet ♠️💜 @terhideewani]

@richardsiken The only thing we share right now is discomfort, then.

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

For the 1st time in 25 years not a single square mile of California is dry on the US Drought Monitor. Have to go back to December 2000 to find a similar situation. If you're 25 or younger you've always lived in a world where California has been entering or recovering from drought

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

New video footage shows ICE agents blocking a doctor from checking on the Minneapolis woman who was shot.

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

@emilyrenniee First Tyler Joseph didn’t credit you for center mass and now this

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

Lately I don’t get hungry until almost 2pm is that normal

[cait 🍄🌼 @squishylizzard_]

Its 2026 and not one single person can go pen to pen with childish gambino and that’s a hill I will die on

[dennis @dennismuellr]

regularmaxxing changed my life.

i go to the same café every day to work. and tip between 30-50%.

now i walk in like i own the place:
- they gave me a paid-for parking spot
- when i bring friends, they get orders for free
- can make myself off menu drinks
- can send my parcels there
- they are community, introduce me to other regulars
- got employee wifi, kept my mac charger there

i did that in nyc, cpt, bcn. it works everywhere if you stop chasing the dopamine of "new"