Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

woke AF

[MJdowntheshore @MJdowntheshore]

Just sayin'. Fingers crossed.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

JD Vance: "Does this pink fabric come in upholstery? Because I do."

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Trump supporters:

I block you for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes.

Not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit.

To be clear, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@JuliaHB1 Fuck off you despicable cunt

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Went looking for the 300 foot “slit” or “slits” in the reflecting pool Trump keeps lying about. Didn’t find any of that. But did find plenty of signs the paint on the bottom of the pool has simply disintegrated. My latest pool report.

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@drdina1 @akafaceUS I know, because Americans are generally dumb as fuck 😂

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

What never happened before Trump:

-Every president who lost has conceded except Snowflake Donald.

-No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president.

-No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president.

-No President has EVER been so unhinged as to add his name to a memorial of another president.

-No President has ever destoryed a third of the white house to build a gold dance hall.

-No President has ever forced taxpayers to pay for his war on algae, then lose the war.

-No President has ever been broken by late night comedians and pop stars.

-No President has ever forced the IRS to give him an official right to never pay taxes.

-No President has ever started a war just to hide his connections with a pedophile.

-No President has ever lost a war that he started just to hide his connections with a pedophile.

[Lara reads banned books in Florida📚🇺🇸 @MadeInTheUSANJ]

MAGA hates when we repost pictures of the first lady Melania, who openly claimed that she did not know Jeffrey Epstein, her handler, and convicted child sex trafficker.

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Donald trump is the first president to get his ass kicked by Iran, dementia, and algae in the same week.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA He’s a fucking racist rapist asshole

[Rogue Yogi @ZakirahTriveni]

Reminder to the voters!

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@SARugbymag Maybe hire someone that can write. That was a bollocks word salad.m

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@glennbeck @Jason2bartlett What a crock of shit

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

On the eve of his 80th birthday, please keep this in mind.

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

Douglas Adams, prescient as always

[Craig Canavan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @squonkmonk]

@JohnCleese What the fuck is wrong with you?

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Yup.