Sarah Kate

I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser | 32

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Sarah Kate @srakate]

I came back to this app just for this.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Henry Kissinger. The former Secretary of State was 100 yrs old and lived much longer than many people had hoped.

[chase @_chase_____]

after u do your laundry u should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. no charge

[Nicole McLaughlin @nicolemclovin]

brahartt

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

The Democratic Party is going to see this, run Biden anyway, and then blame the left if he loses.

[Sarah Kate @srakate]

@itsaIwaysrachel THEY WERE MANLY MEN ROOMMATES

[Sarah Kate @srakate]

@itsaIwaysrachel You mean dip it out of the box it's in somewhere in my basement???

[(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn]

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Funny how Israeli citizens deserve to have universal healthcare, free higher education, and 26 weeks of paid paternal leave - all co-sponsored by the US - but US Citizens don’t because, you know, communism and stuff.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

What has it got barbie spoilers or something

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Where was he on January 6

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

wot

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes it's nice where you are this July 9th. 🫶

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

imagine explaining this to someone in 2021