Dennis is an unreliable narrator.

If I put as much effort into my writing as I did my tweets, I would have written two or maybe even three novels by now.

[Dennis is an unreliable narrator. @sraymonds]

Fuck Twitter

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I’d be less nervous if the current administration had the fucking balls to do something

[Dennis is an unreliable narrator. @sraymonds]

There’s still two months for Biden to do the funniest thing

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Biden you better start pulling some fucking shit

[Dennis is an unreliable narrator. @sraymonds]

@JasonKander I could use some of that 2020 Jason Kander telling me things are going to be ok

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Traded in the Funyuns for the Anxietyuns

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Real “Dawn of the final day” energy around here

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

I love that we’re all like YES KAMALA but we also have 2016 traumala

[Gene Park @GenePark]

i will be watching this instead of election coverage

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@GreatCheshire I believe in you

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…
jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome

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@DirtyEffinHippy Bout to pop some popcorn and watch the new one. Really looking forward to it

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@DirtyEffinHippy Gonna watch the new Project Fear or any other spooky vids tonight?

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

2020:
Chiefs win the Super Bowl
Dodgers win the World Series
Donald Trump loses the election

2024:
Chiefs win the Super Bowl
Dodgers win the World Series
????

[Dennis is an unreliable narrator. @sraymonds]

@GenePark More interested in the cat, tbh

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

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How does Xenoblade Chronicles X tie into Rex impregnating three anime hotties