Sam D

faking it but probably won’t make it

[Sam D @srdavisat]

Becca, if a guy tells you he‘s a virgin you say something supportive like, “that’s dope takes the pressure off” You don’t WALK AWAY. #TheBachelerotte

[Sam D @srdavisat]

when pride’s over and you need something new to look forward to

[Sam D @srdavisat]

https://t.co/RqS02uXPEN just do it

[Sam D @srdavisat]

you know when you can feel yourself about to be an asshole, and then as you’re doing it you know you should stop, but it’s too late and you’ve done the assaholic thing

[Sam D @srdavisat]

one of the best feelings is pulling into the driveway right when a song ends #littlethings

[Sam D @srdavisat]

this is disgusting

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Children of LGBT U.S. citizens may be stripped of their birthright citizenship due to a policy that de-recognizes their parents’ marriage https://t.co/9uS7C7FFho

[Sam D @srdavisat]

sometimes I daydream about what it would be like for @IamSandraOh and @jodiecomer to kiss on @KillingEve 🤷🏻‍♀️#killingeve

[Sam D @srdavisat]

@amyschumer what is your sons name? for some reason it is really something I would like to know. thanks.

[Sam D @srdavisat]

@horseyrider219 Eve Polastri

[Sam D @srdavisat]

my life was feeling out of control so naturally, I arranged my apps by color. highly recommend.

[Sam D @srdavisat]

feeling powerful and hawt, and terrified to lose it?

[Sam D @srdavisat]

tried to use the unlock button on my car keys to open my front door, happy friday!!

[Sam D @srdavisat]

my stretch marks are super cute. that’s all. goodnight. #bodypositivity

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

I just abso-fucking-lutely refuse to spend any more of my life shrinking my body to fit a made up beauty ideal that only exists so corporations can make $$$ from us chasing it.

I've got more important shit to do.

[Sam D @srdavisat]

avoiding watching the last episode of @broadcity because I don’t want it to end 😭😭😭

[Sam D @srdavisat]

@horseyrider219 THIS IS SO REAL

[Sam D @srdavisat]

ugly cried for 47 minutes in an @Uber and the driver pretending nothing unusual was happening. that’s a nice man. #Uber

[Sam D @srdavisat]

bring tumblr back 2019?

[Sam D @srdavisat]

left my dog at a friends to go on vacation and all I can think is I hope they tease him bc he likes that

[Sam D @srdavisat]

Aidy Bryant dancing in Shrill on @hulu at the pool party is who I aspire to be

[Sam D @srdavisat]

caught myself worrying my therapist would dissapointed in me, which kind of sums up why I’m in therapy