Stephen Leask

Semi-good patter and all round shit guy.

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

@DrAllyLouks Your picture smells of meadows, flowers and new beginnings. Congrats!

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

@GrieveRohan @StJohnstone Is this a template you have saved on your phone?

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

It's not about sending a message it's about sending explosives through the postal service

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Not recommended for steep hills!

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

@AlexiconTom Box a kangaroo, chicken man.

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

I will not mourn the Queens passing nor celebrate it. I only wish to live in a land where people of all classes, creeds or colour can amount to who they will to be, by their actions and ideals and not by their birthright. That's all I'm going to say on the matter. 3/3

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

I am not happy that the Queen has died, I believed her to have been a dignified and dutiful person but the institution that she embodied was unfair, undemocratic and above all else cruel. We all are subjects to the crown and not citizens of a nation in which we control. 2/3

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

I believe in the ideals of democracy. I believe in the ideals of a meritocracy. I believe in the idea of a future whereupon any person can live a life full of happiness, dignity and self sought purpose. A monarchy is entirely antithetical to all of those ideals. 1/3

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

@RaxKingIsDead Brings a whole new meaning to "grass-fed"

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of the UK

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

@rachsyme Balue - Quiet Dreamer

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

So does Ezra Miller just respawn outside a police station every time he’s arrested like in GTA?

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Like Fred West opening a new patio section in B&Q

[Stephen Leask @srgleask]

The folk festival was invented by the CIA to keep Shetlanders too hungover to take over the world #facts #whoneedssleep

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

If Netflix is struggling, the answer is simple. True crime documentary about the £85 Grinch.

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

cats would love cigarettes