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@SpursOfficial Couldn’t get him to join for the photo. 🤣🤣🤣

[Neuralink @neuralink]

Through the VOICE trial, Terry is using his Neuralink implant to help fine-tune a brain-to-voice interface for himself and others who can’t speak. He trained the algorithm first by miming speech as best he could, then by simply thinking the words and hearing them come out in his own natural voice.

Powered by Grok Voice from @SpaceXAI

[Royal Singh 🦁 @Royalsinghz3]

Bro you can't convince me this is a real scene & not a movie Scene

This is giving full Gangs of Wayessepur Vibes 😭

Need a whole Documentary

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@Cynthia_TKD @Threadscenes @grok

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[Aravind @aravind]

I can predict once the Russia-Ukraine peace deal is done, Trump will go after Venezuela hard with sanctions and try take out Maduro. If everything fails, a false flag and direct bombing-invasion will happen. Why will the US do it? The answer is below for you. Gn.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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@aspen_lindsay

[Dr Nandita Iyer @saffrontrail]

Ogilvy’s tribute for Piyush Pandey - beautifully written!

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@namitathapar Hookah kaha hai?

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@truckdriverpleb

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@ChelseaFC Yeah, second seat on the bench!

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@DailyMail You’ll be surprised - that’s the case with every single @airindia plane!

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Pyaas Bhuja Di! Zabardast show 🔥 @HumorouslyVipul

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@POTUS Had to double-check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1.

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@PramilaJayapal

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@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceRTX50

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@TareqHadhad Inspiring story! Sky is the limit, if you know how to grift $400,000 of taxpayer money.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Canada has devalued it citizenship to the likes of a Costco membership.

...reduced to a simple transaction -- "ill pour coffee for you for 2 years for cheap if you let me in"

A citizenship should be more than that.

....a belief system, a culture, a brotherhood, a way of life.