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[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

Let us Lebron GOAT believers pave a better path than our predecessors. Wemby regardless of the rest of this Finals is on pace or even slightly ahead of the pace of Lebron at the same age.

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

Devil always gets paid. Got Jarrett Allen for free and now Koby is forced to sign us up for non-stop humiliation rituals

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

"I have a theory kind of confirmed by some people that I know around the league - the Cavs will seriously look at Jason Kidd," - @HammerNation19 👀👀👀

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

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Penny Asskinson how dare you

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Penny Asskinson how dare you

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Elly De La Cruz is the first Major Leaguer since 1900 with 10+ homers and 8+ stolen bases before May ⚡️

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

Seeing a lot of people now accepting Bron as the GOAT, but he achieved that back in 2018. He has now officially defeated Father Time

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@bryce_spalding You're screaming into the void. Reds fanbase is full of racist trash who will happily hate on him for the next ten years

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

@David_Potteiger Goal is to win a super bowl and we have failed at that every single year of our existence as a franchise. Your mentality makes sense for historically successful teams not our clown show

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

@JoeGoodberry @Burrow_SZN @CrackeyTheBear @LndsPatterson @Farnsworth_25 @SNGcrnls24 After those guys give me Lemon. I want to raise the ceiling of this offense

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

The Bengals do a great job getting a portion of the fanbase to turn on players once they hit free agency.

"He's not worth that money"

"He's not THAT good"

"We don't value that position"

"He wants guaranteed money"

"He's old now"

"We didn't win anything when he was here anyway"

"You can replace him for cheaper"

All of these things were said about Justin Smith, Takeo Spikes, Eric Steinbach, Johnathan Joseph, Kevin Zeitler, Jessie Bates and MANY others.

They all went on to have long careers and be worth their next contracts.

We don't have to do this with Trey Hendickson. He was absolutely awesome for the Bengals.

[spor @sporadica]

"you better obey the police or else they can and should kill you at point blank range"

"january 6th was pretty chill actually, they were just walking around, what's the big deal??"

it's actually comical how many of you have this sort of uniquely stupid cognitive dissonance lmao

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

@JoeGoodberry Good god we are talentless

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

MAGA is out here shrieking about Zohran being a jihadist Islamist about to impose sharia law while Trump warmly welcomes a former Al Qaeda leader designated terrorist to the White House.

[Paul Dehner Jr. @pauldehnerjr]

FINAL: Bears 47, Bengals 42

It felt like last week had to be rock bottom for this Cincinnati defense. Somehow, they dug deeper.

Impossibly awful.

The last 3 weeks:
Points allowed: 119
Yards allowed: 1,472

Bengals now 3-6. Bye week upcoming.

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

@zimwhodey no it's not crazy we just lost to the 0-7 Jets

[SleeperBengals @SleeperBengals]

A few teams’ records the last two seasons when scoring 30+ points:

Chiefs: 5-0
Bills: 16-1
Ravens: 13-2
Lions: 13-1
Eagles: 8-1
Bengals: 6-5 ☹️

[Alex Farrer @AFarrersports]

Georgia Tech second half today will make a few people in Duke blue...

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

They understand they have to give him advantageous looks.

The question is -- why don't they do this more with Burrow?

[Gridiron Grading @GridironGrading]

Just a friendly reminder that Joe Burrow was given the bare minimum possible investment in his iOL.

Also a friendly reminder that he relies on iOL protection more than almost any QB in the league.

[Swerve for the Bengals @srmuney]

@JamesRapien Zac can't even call the plays on time and wants people coming in early