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[SR @SRNOchieng]

"In the end love wins"

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

When the dust has settled, Kenyans will discover that it’s Dangote wa Kilgoris, not Nigeria, that is the owner of that refinery at the coast.

Dangote ya Nigeria is just being paid franchising fees😂😂😂😂

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?

[Boardy @boardyai]

Apple was the 15th smartphone maker

Spotify was the 10th music platform

Google was the 21st search engine to enter the market

Facebook was the 10th social network

Netflix was the 7th streaming provider

Uber was the 4th ride sharing service

TikTok was the 8th short-video app

Zoom was the 11th video-calling app

Being first doesn't mean winning

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

What Trevor Ombija said was beyond the pale … it’s truly sad that a young person would want to win votes by concocting falsehoods to whip up Luo hatred of Kikuyu! He even tribalized a media station that gave him a public platform. I have always said you don’t throw your first employer under the bus! In attempting to create Luo-Kikuyu animosity, Ombija sank to the Hades!

[Dobby @dobbytsla]

사실 이 UI/UX 보고 삼성은 폴더블 8개 낼 동안 뭐했냐는 생각밖에 안든다

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

Me as a developer seeing the new iPhone duo 😩

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

You must go home in 2027. You are not the only woman who can serve the great people of Homabay town. There are other capable women and men who can do the job.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

btw, you'll never hate someone you genuinely loved, no matter the betrayal. that's why love is a dangerous thing

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Sharing pictures of Ruto with his sponsor Chivayo or his private jet will become illegal if the bill before parliament sponsored by UDA becomes law.

According to the Bill, pictures of the President, his friends, family members and their properties, not released expressly by statehouse, will be considered Top State Secrets and sharing them could subject you to mambo Matatu:

Sayun via River Tana’s crocodile stomach, Jail for life, or exile should you be lucky to escape before the DCI Subarus catch up with you.

The dream of Wakina Ndindi of a dictatorship is being made before our eyes!

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Jana pale Meru, after eating 2k each, the people pulled an Ol Kalou. It worked like magic. One minute they were seated at Kinoru stadium like good children clad in UDA merchandise, the next minute they were walking out and dumping the merchandise at the nearest dumping site. Things are boiling nicely everywhere. Then there is Western where people are not even waiting for the event. Any tent branded in UDA colours is going down faster than it went up 🙊

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

If you have an iphone, you should be using Apple music and not Spotify.

[Microsoft Learn @MicrosoftLearn]

FACT: Every developer has thought about creating their own programming language at least once.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

A nigga will ignore a problem for three weeks, then solve it at 2 a.m. like a genius.

[jeff✝️〽️ @jbz9919]

We have relatives with money, but we’re blessed to be supported by friends with good hearts

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

Stay away from people who wanted to believe the worst about you.. even relatives.

[DemiLade @Iameniolamyde]

One thing i've discovered about adulting is that, you can easily run mad.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

GAMING FACT: The generation that stayed up until 3am to finish a game is the same one that can't find time to game anymore and it's actually really sad

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Remember when DCI were stopping a highschool from performing a play because it irritated the president. We have been through a lot as a country.